You haven’t been teased enough:

Hey everyone!
We’re happy to finally announce something that we’ve had to sit on for months…

Shaimus is in Rock Band 2!

“Like a Fool” will be available as one of 20 free downloads for anyone who buys the game.

We’re very excited to be back in a Harmonix game, and we hope these songs will be very fun to play…

If you feel like being slightly less lazy, you can opt to learn this song plus two others on REAL guitar, note for note, straight from guitarists Dave and Evan through the website iVideosongs.com very soon.

Finally, we wanted to officially announce the title of our upcoming album. It’s called “The Sad Thing Is, We Like It Here,” and it will be available this winter. You’ll have to trust us when we say we’re working as hard as we can to get it out to you as soon as possible.

More to come soon, including an update on our first music video and opportunities for you to win the new CD for free!

Have a horribly gory and blood-soaked Halloween
Love
Shaimus

The ripples of the American economic crisis have reached the corners of the globe, affecting markets in Taiwan, Germany, Brazil, England, and many others. While stocks plummet and shareholders panic, governments are scrambling to find solutions to avoid a worldwide recession. Part of the problem has been caused by credit implosions, reckless lending, and “toxic sub-prime mortgages”. While I know absolutely nothing about economics, I do have the solution.

Voted into effect by a unanimous decision in a Shaimus meeting last week, the band has decided to release a second CD sometime in the near future. This CD is so mind-blowing that its sales will usher in a new “roaring twenties” era in the United States. Prices for food and oil will drop so low that cafeteria foodfights and gas-squirting (as seen on Zoolander) will become an encouraged activity.

My advice for the American stockholder, in a Jim Cramer voice “invest in Shaimus! Buy Shaimus!” You know he’s into rock. Buy Shaimus, for the future of America.